I can finally say I’m not a virgin!:D
When people call things "Retarted"
Reblog if you're Single.
smugglinglouis: Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother 11 million 12 million now
That Feel When No Girlfriend (>tfw no gf)
I go on twitter and facebook and see all my friends and their girlfriends/boyfriends in their profile picture.. it seems like I’m the only one who’s alone in life.. :(
misshonoriaglossop: Royal Family Harlem Shake Literally the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
I told my mom about my tumblr friends
takinglifebythecurves: witchyroses: She kinda freaked. Told me you guys are all 40 yr old men and then told me o be careful. I’m pretty sure no. So like/reblog this if you aren’t lying about your identity on tumblr. If this gets a lot of notes I’ll show her and ….well I don’t think it will help XD I’m kind of scared that there are only 37 notes
Why am I so short, I’m a sophomore and I’m only 5’4..
Completely Stranger: hi
Him: *sends unwanted pic of ugly cock"
Me: :/ *closes message immediately*
Him: you like?
Me: I hope you die
trulyobsolete: one time i was on the back of the bus and took a creepshot of a guy to send my friend. The camera noise went off and he just started yelling “SHE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME” over and over again. And I just hid my phone, shrugged my shoulders and pretended to read my magazine.